Just take a deep breath.

19, cis male, pronouns; him/his/he. My name is Damon, I live in California. I cook a little, I draw a little, and I make a lot of stupid jokes..

brillfic:

grimdarkthroes:

you know whatd be a fun exercise

get a writer and an artist together. artist does a sketch, writer writes a handful of paragraphs. they give them to each other.

writer has to write a handful of paragraphs on the scene depicted in the sketch, and it cant be just like, describing it. artist has to draw a new sketch from the writing.

it’d be a neat lil’ flex-the-muscles sort of thing. 

Want!

I’m 3,000,000% down for this.
I write. Someone, draw me a thing. Stat!

mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

  • *Me as a parent*
  • Me: Now Lucy, what do we say if our teacher says there are eight planets?
  • Lucy: You forgot Pluto!
  • Me: Good. And when they say Pluto isn't a planet?
  • Lucy: Viva La Pluto!
  • Me: And?
  • Lucy: Fuck You!
  • Me: Okay good. great. Have fun at kindergarten.
Reblogged from joeisnotsexy, Posted by pdlcomics. Filed under: #yeeeeeeessss #it has begun
malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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This is from an actual real published book, guys. Someone was already paid to write this and they just copied it.

Reblogged from collectinginterest, Posted by kayinnasaki. Filed under: #welp #there's your answer

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

teamrocketing:

i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best?? 

buttpeaches:

powerburial:

smh = smoke my herb

lmao = let me acquire ounce

lol = lets overdo lazy

rofl = roll one for later

haha = high as hell aaaah

swag = smoke weed a gram

bye = bud yeah elevate

maxhenrygottesman