Just take a deep breath.
I'm 18, my name is Damon, and I like to draw crappy pictures.

crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

(Source: duane-barry)

bloodcaste:

bloodcaste:

i have zero patience for these things:

  • slow internet
  • 14 year olds who think theyre edgy bc they smoke weed on weekends
  • bronies
  • screaming babies

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AW SHIT SON

Shots fired

punkbread:

i need to kiss you asap or else ill die probably

silvashko:

cattyjean:

silvashko:

the fact i will never know what having a penis is like significantly bothers me

I imagine it’s like having a boob between your legs.

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flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

forsciencejohn:

dirtydaryldixon:

better start preparing for the season finale now.

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it doesn’t even matter what show this is for

friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

iguanamouth:

the hannibal season finale ends with hannibal inviting gordon ramsey along with everyone else over to his house for a spectacular dinner party and halfway through gordon asks what sort of meat it is and when hannibal replies “lamb” he shakes his head like no it isnt thats not a lamb taste and hannibal provides an increasingly desperate list of exotic meats that gordon all rejects until hes soaked in sweat and the entire room is completely silent

Reblogged from miss---atomicbomb, Posted by onlylolgifs.
stability:

onlylolgifs:

The floor is lava!!!
Reblogged from miss---atomicbomb, Posted by kingjrific.
shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help
On my way to Avila Beach to get fucked up! Whoop whoop.

awesome-o-clock:

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

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