Just take a deep breath.

19, male. My name is Damon, I live in California. I cook a little, I draw a little, and I make a lot of stupid jokes..

raptorific:

A remake of George Orwell’s “Nineteen Eighty-Four” that follows the plot and tone of the book exactly, but plays Bowling for Soup’s “1985” over the credits, leaving the audience baffled and wondering if it was supposed to imply a forthcoming, really inappropriate, sequel. 

orchid-breath:

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

oH mYGOD

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

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that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL
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punk-iriwin:

luaru:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

wait for iiiitt……


THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PUN
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amazed:

pyramided:

Play up your best assets by following these tips!
Get amazing clear skin 2. Drinks you should avoid 3. Foods that cause acne 4. Healthiest food 5. Natural appetite suppresors 6. Perfect eye makeup
START TODAY!

I follow everyone back!

mega-awkward-supernatural:

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[can’t breathe]

athomewithmargaery:

senpai-noticed-you-so-he:

tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

If a guy ever makes you jealous using another girl, make sure you don’t blame the girl. Blame the guy. Team up with the girl and set him on fire. Do it. Girl power.

#and then date the girl

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ieg:

sensei:

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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this site is absolutely TOO MUCH

incredible

aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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meladoodle:

I hate presumptuous emails. I just got one from a clothing store that said “You’ll LOVE our new silk collection”… I’m like.. yeah I liked it, yeah it was okay… bit too soon to be throwing out the l-o-v-e word so hastily

Anonymous asked:
i just wanted to hear some good news

Oh. Well, I got free pizza today. Is that good news?