Just take a deep breath.

19, male. My name is Damon, I live in California. I cook a little, I draw a little, and I make a lot of stupid jokes..

courtneythebumbling:

Reasons why I’m excited for “Dear White People:”

  • Black actors portraying 3-dimensional characters
  • Honest social commentary
  • Targeted to the college age demographic
  • Thorough exploration of the various forms of racism in America
  • Tessa Thompson’s voice and Tyler William’s afro wig

Reasons why I’m not excited for “Dear White People:”

  • White people calling it racist
  • Mainstream media agreeing with the white people calling it racist

aspirantly:

*posts cute selfie* 

*loses 5 followers*

I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

soothisisawkward:

theofficialyahoostaff:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

I hope yahoo knows that absolutely everyone on this site uses google

We do
We use it too.

Oh my God

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

eatpizzas:

americandreambarbie:

FRIENDLY REMINDER that walking on grass is the same as physically assaulting a human being!!! :) grass is a plant and therefore has life and feelings and should be treated with dignity and respect!!! :) also it is an EXTREME personal and cultural slight to those who identify as grasskin or other plantkin!!! if i ever see one of you in person and you’re walking on grass you will be unfollowed blocked and deleted from the internet!!! :) uwu :)))

Don’t forget this guys!!! Uwu!!

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda)

Reblogged from eatpizzas, Posted by nerosgundam.
eatpizzas:

nerosgundam:

This. This is internet gold.

Boy (without the privileges)
Reblogged from pmon3y69, Posted by lethargicpunk.
jazzminas:

samjoebillybob:

It’s a perfect loop

Because this is the GIF we needed a perfect loop of

princeburrito:

mirkwoodling:

on the look out for the botfa trailer like

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it was just released. i haven’t watched it yet. i’m too scared bc i will want to sleep until december.

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oozarukhan:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

This is how i get through work

I’ve been breaking down time like this since middle school

baberance:

isolated-roots:

thugmissus:

can’t believe she’s gone :(

YOOOOOO

IM IN FUCKING TEARS

callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury